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sirmitchell:

forlackofabettercomic:

THANKS OBAMA

I feel like this is my Facebook feed minus the last frame. 

sirmitchell:

forlackofabettercomic:

THANKS OBAMA

I feel like this is my Facebook feed minus the last frame. 

Fuck. This. Shit.

seriously.

moonythemarauder:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

Some people think that you can’t let same-sex couples get married without changing the definition of the word “marriage.” When we let openly gay people join the army, did we have to change the definition of the word “Army”? Did Rosa Parks make us change the definition of the word “bus”?

It’s one thing to blame the Bible for your bigotry, but don’t blame the dictionary.
California attorney and semi-professional cynic Bill Smith on today’s Ninth Circuit decision regarding Proposition 8. Read the full decision here. (via cognitivedissonance)
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.